Carl of Crushing Coils

Bestow {3}{g} (If you cast this card for its
bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant
creature. It becomes a creature again if it's
not attached to a creature.)
Enchanted creature gets -3/-3 and cannot
be untapped or activate abilities.
If enchanted creature is Talon, Venom
Phage, instead bestow +3/+3.