Carlson, Inferno God

First Strike, Indestructible
Carlson, Inferno God can't attack unless you control five or more mountains
When Carlson, Inferno God enters the battlefield, untap all red permanents
If Carlson, Inferno God becomes blocked by a non-red creature, its controler is dealt X damage, where X is Carlson, Inferno God's power
Red creatures you control have haste
You have protection for sorcery's