Casa Bonita

This land enters the battlefield tapped.

{t}: Add {r}, {g}, or {w}. If you add {r} this way, deal 1 damage to target opponent. If you add,
{g}, create a food token. If you add, {w}, gain 1 life.

Well fuck you, Kyle!! I don't wanna go to your faggy birthday party anyway! I'd rather hang out at home than have to be around you and your Few mom for a day! —Eric Cartman, flipping off Kyle