Casalzão da Porra

When Casalzão da Porra enters the battlefield,
draw two cards. Put any Land cards in the
battlefield and kiss The Mozi.
If there are no Land cards, put them
at the bottom of the deck and kiss The Mozi twice.

Whenever Casalzão da Porra attacks,
kiss The Mozi.
If you forget to kiss The Mozi, lose 10 life.