Castian, The Couch Guardian

If you control Lucian Castian must attack
each turn if able.
{t} Summon a 1/1 couch token with "As long as
you control this token Castian may not attack or block"
When a couch token goes into the graveyard from
play, untap all creatures you control. After this
phase, there is an additional combat phase.
"He's probably asleep on the couch"