Cataclysmic Maelstrom

Create 5 Different triggers Each with one of the following
Return Target permanent to It's owners Hand
You gain 1 life, Storm
You lose 1 life, Storm
Take an extra turn after your next
Destroy Target permanent
Shuffle all spells on the stack and reorder them then each one(except Cyclonic Maelstrom)Randomly assign each spell/ability to each player