Catan No-Last-Name

Things go boom— {t}{1}{r}{r}{r} Every player loses
3 life
Comic releif but then BOOM— {t}{3}{r} Target
creature you don't control goes under your
control and gains haste. At the beginning of your
next upkeep, destroy this creature.
"He's really a nice guy when he isn't blowing up half
of Druidawn." -Onyx Obsidian