Catch Them All

Kicker {u}{u} (You may pay an additional {u}{u} as you cast this spell.)
Detain all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
If Catch Them All was kicked, gain control of target detained creature, it is no longer detained.
I choose you. But not you, you, or especially you.