Catman

(Careful you don't die using catman's ability!)
Cats you control get trample, haste, vigilance, first strike, deathtouch, flying, indestructible and hexproof if you have 1 life and 9 poison counters.
{11}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}: Your life total becomes 1 and you get 9 poison counters this turn.
"You better get this right. I AM the Catman. I WILL beat yo down!!"