Cattail

Enchant Lily-Pad
Enchanted creature loses Defender is a 4/2.

"Woof!" says Cattail. "Woof woof woof! Does
this confuse you? Do you expect me to say
'Meow' like a cat because the word 'cat' is in my
name and I also look like a cat? That's not how
things work around here. I refuse to be
pigeonholed."