Cell, The Perfect Being

{3}{u}{g}: Kamehameha
Zenkai Boost — When this card is dealt damage
add x 1+/1+ counters it where x is the amount of
damage dealt to it, only add these if this card
survives the damage
{5}{u}{g}: Create a Cell Jr token with haste and
"this creatures power and toughness is one half
Cells rounded up"
{0}: Self destruct(Destroy all creatures this can be activated no matter what and cannot be
prevented by anything)