Cephalid Interrogator

Whenever a permanent an opponent controls is returned to its owner's hand, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this Artifact: Draw a card.")
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"No, he couldn't have hidden among the calamari. That's simply impossible."