Chace, the Ridiculously Badass

Chace, the Ridiculously Badass cannot be countered.
Chace, the Ridiculously Badass is just so incredibly amazing that when you cast it, all of your opponents must beg for mercy for at least 10 solid seconds or they take 1 million damage, discard 1 million cards, sacrifice 1 million permanents, remove 1 million cards from the top of their libraries from the game, and exile 1 million cards from their graveyards.