Chad, The Sorta Judge

Flash, indestructible, infect, protection from
everything, rampage 4, trample.
Whenever a card is played or a trigger is put on
the stack, Chad, The Sorta Judge gains priority
and can change any rule in Magic The Gathering
because he has a friend who is a level three judge
who taught him how the stack works... once.
{0}: State based effects are now triggers.