Chandra, but it's Gideon

0: Flip a coin, if heads, this Pokémon is now confused.
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-1: Summon Cthulhu, if you succeed, you win the game, but the real world will be consumed by th... Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn