Chaos Beast Rider

Level Up 2/3 (Whenever this creature attacks
or blocks, it randomly gains +1/+0 or +0/+1 after the combat if it is still in play. The maximum power and toughness it can gain through this method is +2/+3)
I've got no patience with Barbarians and their ilk.
They're big, they smell of stale ale and horse
droppings, and you never know which side they'll end
up fighting for during the battle. - Balathustrius