Chaos Gremlin

Whenever Chaos Gremlin enters the battlefield or eats sugar, roll a six-sided die:
1–2: Climb something unsafe
3–4: Hide a vital object (keys, wallet, remote)
5–6: Cast a tantrum (target adult taps and doesn’t untap during their next untap step)
Unleashed Energy — Whenever Chaos Gremlin attacks, you may yell “RAWR!” If you do, it gains +2/+0 and trample.
If Dad, the Favored is on the battlefield, Chaos Gremlin can’t be blocked unless the blocker has snacks.

"I didn’t poop. …