Chardmaw

Whenever a player sacrifices a Food, Chardmaw gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Chardmaw can’t be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater unless their controller tells a joke involving bacon.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more Foods, create a 1/1 white Tofuling creature token with {t} sacrifice this creature: Add one mana of any color.


“I don’t love animals. I hate plants.”