Charles Le Sorcier

{u}{u}: Charles Le Sorcier gain indestructible until
end of turn.
{1}{b}{t}: Charles Le Sorcier deals 2 damage to any target.
"Fool," he shrieked, "can you not guess my secret? I! I!
that have lived for six hundred years to maintain my
revenge, FOR I AM CHARLES LE SORCIER!"
The Alchemist—H. P. Lovecraft