Charles the All-Consuming

Trample
When Charles the All-Consuming dies, put three
5/5 green Nerdboy creature tokens with trample
onto the battlefield.
When Charles the All-COnsuming is put into a
graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into it's
owner's library.
This card costs {X} less to cast, where {X} is the
number of kisses shared this game.
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