Charlotte Linlin

Double Strike, Flying, Indestructible, Trample
{x}{t}, Pay X life: Target noncreature permanent
with mana value X or less becomes an X/X spirit
with all colors until the end of the turn. You gain
control of it for as long as it remains a creature.
{t}: Exile target nonlegendary creature. You gain
life equal to twice its mana value.
"Yo momma so fat..."
—Famous Last Words