Chase, the Ascendant Soul

+2: Chase brings everybody together. All players gain 5 life. All players draw a card. Find a land card and put it on the battlefield tapped.
-2: Chase beats you in a new video game that it only took him five minutes to learn. All enemy creatures get -1/-1 until the end of turn.
-10: Chase outworks everyone and ascends to godhood. Gain an emblem that says "Other players/creatures can no longer damage you."