Cheaty Bullshit

You may choose any of the following. You may
repeat this once per opponent you currently have,
and you may choose each option more than once.
•Create a 2/3 flying, deathtouch, lifelink blue cheaty vampire token
•Create a token that's a copy of any permanent
•Give target creature you control either a Hexproof, Indestructible, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Vigilance, or Doublestrike counter.
{bull}Scry 5, then Draw 3 Cards