Cheaty Mccheatyface

You may play Cheatyface without paying its mana cost Cheatyface has all keywords and is all spell and creature types When Cheatyface enters the battlefield it immediately eats shit and dies If Cheatyface would trigger an effect, it doesn’t If you steal Cheatyface you own it If you spot another player stealing Cheatyface or sneaking it onto the battlefield Cheatyface eats shit and dies On any turn you may do anything you want with Cheatyface {T} Add 0 mana of any color, draw 0 cards, gain 0 life, add 0 +0/+0 counters to 0 creatures Flashback {9}{9}{9} or sneaking it onto the battlefield You may add any rules text to Cheatyface as long as it doesn’t contradict previous rules text (except for this one exception) (Deck size is not affected by Cheatyface) {flavor} “I play Cheatyface! He immediately eats shit and dies”