Chef Wilco

For each {b} used to pay {x}, Chef Wilco produces
1 Evil Entree artifact token.
•Evil Entrees may be sacrificed to give target
creature a +1/-1 counter. If that creature
is a Wilkinson, it gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch.
When another Wilkinson comes into play,
Chef Wilco returns to your hand and all tokens
under your control are destroyed.
People eat anything I make, but kids eat
everything in the house!