Chef\'s House

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.){flavor}The Boys: Chef, we did something kinda bad. We don’t know who else to talk to. Chef: Oh, I’m sure your little cracker problems ain’t all that bad. Come on in. Now, just sit down an take a deep breath an tell ol’ Chef what’s goin’ on. Stan: We need you to promise not to tell anybody. Chef: Now, children, every problem can be worked out. What was it? Stan: We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach. Chef: Oh, children, that’s a problem we all have to face at one time or another. Here, let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up. Sometimes you kill your teacher and they find your semen in her stomach, and uh wait! What the what?!