Chem Stash

Enchant target creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six sided die. If the result is:

1-2: Enchanted creature gains -2/-2 till end of turn.

3-4: Enchanted creature gains +1/+1, Trample, and Lifelink till end of turn.

5-6: Enchanted creature gains +2/+2, Trample, Deathtouch, and Lifelink till end of turn.