Chester, Chaos Jester

0: This Card has all Planeswalker abilities ever made, Chester has 1 D12 loyalty when he is played, Chester can be your commander
X: Roll 1 D8, add that much loyalty. Roll a D20, 6+ take control of target permanent. 1-5 target opponent takes control of target permanent
-X: Roll a D8 minus that much loyalty, Roll a D20, 6+ take control of all non-land permanents in your opponent’s hand, 1-5 transform Chester.