Cheyenne's Microphone

Grants +1 Damage on a card of your choosing,
but, while this card is on the board, you must
always act like you are talking into a really
garbled microphone.
"Why won't it just work? Cheyenne's
Microphone is known to be way too
loud or to not work at all in the first place,
whenever we zoom or call each other her
microphone will just straight up not work
at all."