Chi, Coveted but Useless

Prevent all combat damage dealt to Chi, Coveted
but Useless.
Creatures blocked by Chi, Coveted but Useless
become an Aura enchanting him with "At the
beginning of your upkeep, lose 1 life."
{2}{g}: All creatures able to block Chi, Coveted
but Useless do so this turn.
"Don't pull his leg and act like a God."