Child of Cyric

When Child of Cyric enters the battlefield, each player discards a card at random. For every noncreature spell discarded this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Child of Cyric. For every land discarded this way, put 2 +1/+1 counters on Child of Cyric. If a creature was discarded this way, Child of Cyric gains haste until end of turn.
We thrive in the madness.