Chinese Grandpa

Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}: Each opponent buys you a Chinese dish.
{1}: Exile target creature.
{1}: Add {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} to your mana pool.
{1}: Counter target spell.
{1}: Put 5 +1/+1 counters on any number of creatures.
{1}: Chinese Grandpa deals 5 damage to any
target.