Chip Whistler

+2: Create an 8/8 black Nightmare creature token with shadow and lifelink.
+1: Until end of turn, if any nontoken creatures under your control attack, they get shadow until end of turn and are then returned to your hand.
-15: Target player gets an Emblem that says "Each upkeep, you get a Dismemberment counter." If you get 5 Dismemberment counters, you lose.