Chocolate, Savior of Tongues

Splatter (When this creature enters the battlefield, each opponent chooses a creature. That creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn)
{x}{t}Target player mills X cards unless they get you an ice cream.
{u}{u}{t}Counter target spell unless owner of that spell makes you brownies.
{g}{g}{t} Target player loses the game unless they say to you: “You are the one and only god of ice cream”
{w}{w}{t}Target player sacrifices 5 creatures. If they are unable to do that, they lose 10 life.