Choose Goose

Easy Trade — {3},{t}, Sacrifice or discard a
permanent : Search your library for an
equipment card with mana value equal to 1
plus the sacrificed/discarded card mana
value, put it onto the battlefield attached to
a creature, then shuffle. Activate only as a
sorcery.
Of course he's wise ! Listen to him. Do you even understand what he is trying to tell you ?