Chop Chop, Undead Arkeyan

When Chop Chop enters the battlefield, create the following legendary equipment artifact tokens with "Indestructible" and "Equip {2}":
•Chop Chop's Sword ("Equipped creature gets +3/+0")
•Chop Chop's Shield ("Equipped creature gets +0/+3")
•Chop Chop's Boots ("Equipped creature has Haste and Ward {1}")
{bull}Chop Chop's Armor ("Equipped creature has Menace and Ward {1}")
Then attach two equipment you control to Chop Chop.

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