Chortling Frenchman

Defender

When Chortling Frenchman enters the battlefield
tap target creature.

”You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and
boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose
at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!”
— The French