Chowder

Apprentice Chef: At the start of your Upkeep,
you may choose any 2 cards if they have enchantments and switch them.

{u}{u} Scatter Brain: You choose 1 of an
opponent's creature's on the field and equip
Chowder to that creature. As long as that
creature is alive and Chowder is attached, they
are tapped. If said creature dies, Chowder
returns to your field.