Chris, Comedic Brute

Partner with Kait of the Infinite Hand
Vigilance
Whenever a cryptid you control enters, draw a card.
{r}{t}: Chris, Comedic Brute and other cryptids you control get +1/+1 for each cryptid you control until end of turn.
(Werewolves, Vampires, Aliens, and Leviathans are cryptids)

"Go ahead, play your bullshit."