Chris Hansen, Predator Catcher

Hexproof
When you play Chris Hansen, you may sacrifice {x} amount of nonce cards you control. Chris Hansen
costs {x} less to cast and gains {x} +1/+1 counters for
every nonce sacrificed this way.
When Chris Hansen enters the battlefield, you may
tap a target creature. That creature does not become untapped until Chris Hansen leaves the battlefield.
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