Chris Maximo, Tikker of Nngs

Chris Maximo, Tikker of Nngs has power equal
to the number of clicky pens you control.
{t} Target a player. If that player has a clicky pen
within 1 foot of them, confiscate the pen and that player loses 5 life.
{t}{w} Hyyuck. Hep. Tttt-nnnnng. Hic. Hic. Tttt. NNnnnngg.