Chris Pratt

mario partner, trample
he's so cool - when chris pratt enters the
battlefield take control off all target players creatures
until the end of the turn. You may not attack that
player until end of turn.
you take 1 damage on your endstep
when this creature enters the battlefield each
opponents takes damage equal to the lands they control.
Creatures on your battlefield have haste.
you may pay for this creatures mana
costs for 2 life per mana.