Chris, the flooring lord

HASTE, SALESWALK(When a sale is made in the
room, this creature becomes unblockable)

When Chris, the flooring lord deals combat damage
to a player, if the defending player does not own a
home, that player must talk about flooring and take
4 damage.
{1}{r}{b}{t}:Exile target creature from a graveyard and
create a worker token of the creature. It gains haste
and saleswalk until the end of turn.