Chris, the flooring lord

HASTE, SALESWALK(When a sale is made
in the room, this creature is unblockable)

When Chris, the flooring lord deals combat
damage to a player, if the defending player
does not own a home, that player must talk
about flooring and take 4 damage.
{r}{g}{b}, {t}:Exile target creature from a
graveyard and create a worker token that is
a copy of that creature. It gains haste and
saleswalk until the end of turn.