Chris, Ultimate Nerd

+1: Destroy target permanent you control, then put that card from the graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
-3: Create a 1/1 Nerd creature token with hexproof, menace, haste, deathtouch, reach, and first strike. Exile it at the end step of this turn.
-8: Choose one: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep before you draw, you may scry 4."