Christiaan Pipion, True Friend

Lifelink, Haste
Da Bes —Whenever Chritstiaan Pipion, True
Friend or another homie enters the battlefield
under your control, create two Treasure tokens.
{t}{1}{b/r}{b/r} Deal damage to any target equal to the amount of Artifacts you control.
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