Chrisu, Keeper of Jank

-2: A random player casts a random card from their hand without paying its mana cost. It can be countered.
+1: A random player rolls a die. If its odd, they draw a card. If its even,they sacrifice a random permanent.
-7: You get an emblem that says "On each upkeep, create an 8/8 Jank creature token with "On etb a random player's permanents gain indestructible