Chubbz's Big Belly Slam

Destroy all non-land permanents that aren't
named Chubbz, the Omnipotent. For each creature destroyed this way, you gain X life, draw X cards, exile up to X cards from graveyards, deal X damage divided among any number of targets, and put X +1/+1 counters
on target creature you control.
"Damn, he thicc!"