Chuck Norris

Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Lifelink, Death touch, Double Strike, Indestructible, Hexproof
This spell already countered you opponents counterspells
If Chuck Norris is in your deck you already won
the game
Chuck Norris toughness is always equal to the
total power of all other creatures plus 1
Chuck Norris power is always equal to the total
toughness of all other creatures plus 1
"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"