Chuck Norris

•Chuck wins, active player has to beg forgiveness,
non-active players must forfeit "gaming" anywise,
eternally.
•All MTG world records, prizes, trophies, accolades
& wins are now Chucks' indefinitely, not yours.
•Ownership of this card becomes unresolved.
{bull}Roundhouse kick implementation imminent;
Chuck is in pursuit of who birthed this cards' user.
When God had the nerve to say "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris said "Say please apprentice."